...When your husband is scolding your 11 yr old bcuz she needs to concentrate on her HW!
Scene: our family of 5 sitting at the table eating dinner. Oldest one finishes & starts her HW. 8 yr old leaves to get in shower.
5 yr old: Telling us a story about Mrs. Roach at school. She's going on & on & on...
Me: I never heard her name, so I ask her like 3 times "What's her name, Roach?" (I couldn't understand the name she kept repeating. She didn't hear me the first 2 times!)
5 yr old: Looks at me & says "Yes"
11 yr old: spits out that fast "what's her first name, Cock?"
Me: I hestitate & bust out laughing so hard that I spit my food out & tears were rolling!
Dad: He says a few words, exits stage right & leaves angry.
11 yr old: She looks at me & loses it.
Me: I just laugh so hard, no sound is coming out!
All us girls: Hysterical laughing!!!!!
Note to self: Remember that 11 yr old does NOT realize the word she just said... is vulgar. I know she meant it as a name. She doesn't quite know the true meaning. Yet.
**Turns out, Carlos didn't even hear what 11 yr old said! I ducked in bathroom & repeated 'the line' as he gave 5 yr old bath & walked out hysterical All Over Again! I had to go back & explain. He thought I was laughing AT her.